If you’re planning a wedding, you know that it’s all about the bling, baby! And who better to take care of those precious rings than a cute little ring bearer? But let’s face it, kids can be unpredictable and you don’t want your big day ruined by a lost ring. So here are some Secret Agent’s tips to keep your rings safe with a ring bearer.

First things first, forget about that whole “walking down the aisle” thing. Your ring bearer should enter the ceremony in a chariot made of gold, pulled by unicorns. Trust us, it’ll be epic.

Now, let’s talk about the ring box. Ditch the traditional boring ring security wedding box and go for something more eye-catching, like a treasure chest filled with chocolate coins. Not only will it keep your rings safe, but it’ll also keep your ring bearer’s energy levels high.

Next up, make sure your ring bearer is well-trained in the art of ninja stealth. We’re talking black turtlenecks, combat boots, and a serious set of nunchucks. That way, if anyone tries to steal the rings, your little warrior can take them down.

Speaking of stealing, keep an eye out for sneaky guests who might try to swipe the rings. Have your ring bearer wear a hidden camera to catch any potential thieves. And if they do manage to make off with the rings, have your ring bearer chase them down on a miniature motorcycle. It’s a foolproof plan.

Now, let’s talk about distractions. We all know how easily kids can get distracted, so make sure to have plenty of toys and snacks on hand to keep your ring bearer entertained. A bubble machine is always a hit, as is a live animal parade. Elephants and llamas are particularly effective.

Another important tip is to have a backup ring bearer on standby. You never know when your primary ring bearer might get stage fright or decide to run off with the chocolate coins. So make sure you have a second option ready to go, just in case.

And finally, the most important tip of all: never let your ring bearer out of your sight. This means following them around everywhere they go, even if that means taking them to the bathroom with you. Yes, it might be a little awkward, but it’s a small price to pay for ring security on a wedding.

With these hilarious tips, you can rest assured that your rings will be safe and sound on your big day. And who knows, you might just have the most memorable ring bearer performance in wedding history.